reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Dear friends G and J,

OK.

FINE.

I will write haiku(s). Or maybe it's haiku(z). Awwww yeah. Badass Japanese poetry! Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. I make no guarantees of quality, or of ever getting past day 3 before I have to start over again. But I will try.

Your pal,
-B

Haiku #1:

I do not think that
word/means what you think it means
My secret: Google

(post title: "Going the Distance", Cake)